melredcap:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS
OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY

melredcap:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS

OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY

(Source: booasaur)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

screama-renren:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

you’re not allowed to poop either, technically

screama-renren:

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

you’re not allowed to poop either, technically

i am so not awake enough for work right now and all the vending machines with caffeinated drinks stronger than coke are all broken

oh hey i’m making friends (ish) with some of the people on my shift yay

(by friends i mean i got added to a chat group on skype shhh that’s how people here make friends)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

(Source: fuckyespaintswatches)

this having to be awake before 6am thing is gonna kill me

sayakamado:

did u know that asia is not just china, japan and korea

ya-ssui:

Because I feel that someone needs to say it:

If anyone draws for you, BE FUCKING GRATEFUL. If you’re that insensitive person who just goes all “but I wanted a diff pose” or “I wanted my other character too” then congratulations, you just made 100% sure that that artist will never want to draw anything for you or be friends with you EVER.